dear hurrican earl,

You highly dissapointed me last night. I was actually looking foward to a hurrican, like in Wizard of Oz. I was waiting for my house to start spinning and shit. But no, it just rained. You know, i wanted to go out last night, but no, i couldnt cause my mom get parionoid and said that it would be to dangerous to leave the house. So thanks hurrican earl, for making my night suck.

love always,

Rachel